Long Row to Hoe movie poster

Long Row to Hoe

January 1, 2006 1h 0m

Originally released in 2006. Long Row to Hoe is a comedy film. directed by Giuseppe Andrews. At just 60 minutes, it's a tight, focused story.

Starring Vietnam Ron, Marybeth Spychalski, and Joey Murcia

Synopsis

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.

Quick Facts

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Release Date January 1, 2006 20 years ago
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Runtime 1h 0m 60 minutes total
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Language English Original language

Production Details

Status
Released
Original Language
EN

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Long Row to Hoe about?

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired fathe...

Who directed Long Row to Hoe?

Long Row to Hoe was directed by Giuseppe Andrews.

How long is Long Row to Hoe?

Long Row to Hoe has a runtime of 1 hours and 0 minutes (60 minutes total).

When was Long Row to Hoe released?

Long Row to Hoe was released on January 1, 2006 in theaters.

Who are the main actors in Long Row to Hoe?

The main cast of Long Row to Hoe includes Vietnam Ron, Marybeth Spychalski, Joey Murcia, Kai Scott, Walter Patterson.