Minty the Assassin
"A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science."
Originally released in 2009. Minty the Assassin is a action/adventure film. directed by Eugene Baldovino. At just 80 minutes, it's a tight, focused story.
Starring Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, and Tabitha Taylor
Synopsis
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Quick Facts
Release Date
August 7, 2009
16 years ago
Runtime
1h 20m
80 minutes total
User Rating
1.9/10
Mixed (7 votes)
Language
English
Original language
Country
United States of America
Production
Director
Top Cast
Elina Madison
as Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
as Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
as Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
as Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
as Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
as Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
as Zen Cowboy
Elan Tom
as Bruce Zee
David A. Lockhart
as Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
as Cute Postal Woman
Production Details
- Status
- Released
- Original Language
- EN
Production Companies
- Ground Down Productions
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Minty the Assassin about?
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG B...
Who directed Minty the Assassin?
Minty the Assassin was directed by Eugene Baldovino.
How long is Minty the Assassin?
Minty the Assassin has a runtime of 1 hours and 20 minutes (80 minutes total).
When was Minty the Assassin released?
Minty the Assassin was released on August 7, 2009 in theaters.
Who are the main actors in Minty the Assassin?
The main cast of Minty the Assassin includes Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin, Jacki R. Chan.