Pretty Dead Things
"Death Never Looked This Good"
Originally released in 2006. Pretty Dead Things is a horror/comedy film. directed by Richard Griffin.
Starring Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, and Danielle Lozeau
Synopsis
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Quick Facts
Release Date
October 26, 2006
19 years ago
Runtime
1h 30m
90 minutes total
User Rating
3.5/10
Mixed (2 votes)
Budget
$22
Production budget
Language
English
Original language
Country
United States of America
Production
Director
Top Cast
Patrick Pitu
as Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
as John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
as Jennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton
as Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
as Rex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson
as Female Stripper
Salvatore Marchese
as Mayor Bowden
Jason Witter
as Shane Starkweather
Jennifer Scharf
as Keller
Donald Foley
as Moe Blu
Production Details
- Status
- Released
- Original Language
- EN
- Budget
- $22
Production Companies
- Scorpio Film Releasing
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Pretty Dead Things about?
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979...
Who directed Pretty Dead Things?
Pretty Dead Things was directed by Richard Griffin.
How long is Pretty Dead Things?
Pretty Dead Things has a runtime of 1 hours and 30 minutes (90 minutes total).
When was Pretty Dead Things released?
Pretty Dead Things was released on October 26, 2006 in theaters.
Who are the main actors in Pretty Dead Things?
The main cast of Pretty Dead Things includes Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau, Ashley Eaton, Ross Kelly.